Monday, May 25, 2009

The waitress and the cow.

And as im sweeping my station at work, picking up all the crumb piles of chips
I see my manager miguel walking towards me ready to sit me a two top.
Now here is the treat...
Its a man and his wife, the wife look normal enough, but the man....
The man is walking down the aisle half limping on account he is coughing so hard and has what looks a small but bulging tumor on his forehead.
I can't help but think, oh great here is my daily dosage of swine flu.
Don't get me wrong i love my job, but when this shit happens...
It makes me wanna run for the hills like the barns on fire.

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