The waitress and the cow.

And as im sweeping my station at work, picking up all the crumb piles of chips
I see my manager miguel walking towards me ready to sit me a two top.
Now here is the treat...
Its a man and his wife, the wife look normal enough, but the man....
The man is walking down the aisle half limping on account he is coughing so hard and has what looks a small but bulging tumor on his forehead.
I can't help but think, oh great here is my daily dosage of swine flu.
Don't get me wrong i love my job, but when this shit happens...
It makes me wanna run for the hills like the barns on fire.

Verde.

Your wearing these
under your suit.
and that makes me giggle
quite a bit :D

You tell me.

You can't love me anymore.
You tell me you don't want to.
You can't be my friend anymore.
You tell me you don't want to.
You love being in bed with me
But you tell me you don't know if you want to.
So..
I can't love you either
I don't want to.
I will still be your friend
I would love to.
And i love being in bed with you
And you already know i want to.

So lets not care.
What anyone thinks.
And both do what we want to :]]

DeVotchKa.

My new love.
Its making me draw again.
Its funny how music can do such big things for you.
Im so happy :]

Litteh Kitteh.

My kitty is so little she sleeps in my lap
My kitty is so tiny she always needs a nap
My kitty is so small she sits up on muh shoulder
My kitty is so young she always makes me hold her
My kitty is so itteh bitteh she could get eaten by a frog
But my kitty is so big cause she beats up my dog :]
-Dedicated to tila tequila
XD

Amore

I love my life.
That is that.

Don't give a shit.

I just don't really care anymore.
yep.